much love fam

I am cooler than u

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

penceyprepofficial:

when I was like 9 my neighbors asked me to watch their fish and cat while they went on vacation and I was like “lol k” and while they were gone tHE FUCKING FISH DIED so when they got home I apologized to the mom and she was just like “no need to apologize, I turned the filter off so they would die because they are too much work. You did nothing wrong” and she gave me 20 bucks and that is the story of my first contracted murder

your first…?

(Source: penceyprepofficial, via 0hmyg0ddess)

mingdliu:

Do you ever get like super vulnerable late at night that you just want to spill your heart out and say how you feel because you’ve been holding it in for so long and you just need some ventilation and there’s just something about two in the morning that makes me lose my filter and say the things I would never have the guts to say when the sun is up.

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babebraham:


babebraham:

i love this picture of my mom because she just gave birth and she not even impressed


will u ever be proud of me mom

babebraham:

babebraham:

i love this picture of my mom because she just gave birth and she not even impressed

image

will u ever be proud of me mom

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I hate you

stop being a slut

saladder:

when u think u got over ur crush but he gives you like 0.2 attention and it starts all over again

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tyleroakley:

parkingstrange:

this girl deserves an oscar

me when forced to do chores

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hopeslostpages:


eridians:

mom no. mom. no. mom stoppppp. mom stop. I want to play with my friends

Lenny I’ve told you a hundred times that tommy benson is just bad news. We’re going home.

hopeslostpages:

eridians:

mom no. mom. no. mom stoppppp. mom stop. I want to play with my friends

Lenny I’ve told you a hundred times that tommy benson is just bad news. We’re going home.

(Source: danielodowd, via 0hmyg0ddess)

cloudiness:


I don’t even need to caption this WE ARE ALL THINKING THE SAME DAMN THING

cloudiness:

I don’t even need to caption this WE ARE ALL THINKING THE SAME DAMN THING

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